I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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