ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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