i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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