Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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