i just made my gag reflex go away.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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