so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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