U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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