There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My dick has a subreddit
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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