yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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