I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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