you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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