How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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