Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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