Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Randomize
