I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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