Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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