Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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