Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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