Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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