I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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