Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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