there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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