hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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