The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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