What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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