But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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