we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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