U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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