So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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