fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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