Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
handjob tips. give me some.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Damn victory sex feels great
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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