i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Shame is for Republicans.
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