She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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