i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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