New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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