When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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