Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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