Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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