I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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