Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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