she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
two words...techno handjob
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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