Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just high enough for therapy.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
