I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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