I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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