make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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