What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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