tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
third nipple confirmed
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
its liver damage thursday
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