And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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