One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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