I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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