When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
it was like his penis was on wheels.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
