love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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