haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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