Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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