I want to walk on stilts...naked
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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